Today I started home with just a mile ago and everythin' was goin' on right
And then I heard sock it to me on the radio and I'll never make it home tonight
Well I made it down on the old crossroad where the wrong road leads to the right

Then I thought of many in the mini skirts and I'll never make it home tonight
Yeah the road to the right is wrong the one to the left is right
I'm a lookin' for the right place to go wrong and I'll never make it home tonight
Yeah the road to the right...
[ guitar ]
Down in the glad place for the sad I'm losin' for I'm gonna get fight
I'm a lookin' for good place to go bad and I'll never make it home tonight
Well I got kinda high and live a little low started home about daylight
When I got to the road where I should've get left again I turn to the right
Yeah the road to the right...
Yeah the road to the right...
Yeah it don't look like I'm gonna make it home tonight