I have a story, a bitter anthem for everyone to hear,
About this kid who just don't like me
And that's a solid fact.
They say he's hunting me and as you see
I'm all swelled up with fear cuz I can't get him off my back.

If you see Jordan,
(If you see Jordan,)
He makes me sick,
(He makes me sick,)
High schools over
(High schools over)
And you still won't quit.

You tried to fight me down at Tyler's beach and man
I think that's great.
You nearly cried and said to yell at you like I do at all the girls.
Then you drove home real quick,
Did you make it in time to masturbate?
There's one too many of you in this world.

If you see Jordan,
(If you see Jordan,)
He makes me sick,
(He makes me sick,)
High schools over
(High schools over)
And you still won't quit.

You say it's chivalry,
But its jealousy that led us to this song.
Won't play it often
Just at least until you're gone.
You'll stop at nothing but the real thing
And everything up to that's pretend.
You tried to brainwash all my friends.

If you see Jordan,
(If you see Jordan,)
He makes me sick,
(He makes me sick,)
High schools over
(High schools over)
And you still won't quit.

Fuck you Jordan
(Fuck you Jordan)
You make me sick,
(You make me sick,)
High schools over,
(High schools over,)
I don't care if you dye your hair
You'll always be a little red headed bitch.