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ooh la la la la la la la
ooh la la la la la la la
EL CAPITAN!

I've been rockin' since the 1900s
a microphone and two 1200's
back in the day we use to fuck with Alize
now we kick it with the liquor from Kingston JA
in the morning you be crudo make you eat menulo
pissin' out your culo got to act the foolo
I like it on ice with coca cola
I sip it from LA to Capitola
watch out for the rollas pull over to the shoulder
shoulda started drinkin' when I was much older
some like gin some like tonic
I like the captain with a half ounce of chronic

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one night in the summer bout two months back
Went out on the town without a plan of attack
Heineken, shots of 151
and a bottle of what we call El Capitan
now what happened that night you can't quite recall
fact is boy you can't remember at all
you woke up in the morning with a spinnin' head
and a teenage girl lyin' next to you bed
you kicked her out and then you slammed the door
tryin' to forget about the night before
a month goes by you can't remember the date
the girl's at your door saying "Boy I'm late!"
that's what you get for out playin the hoe
and now you got a kid with a girl you don't know
and the first thing you thought when she dropped the bomb
shouldn't been f**kin' with el capitan

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now drop the chulupa pick up the mic
and let the party people know just what ya like
well it comes from Puerto Rico
so you know that I be diggin it
and if the bottles empty then you know that I been swiggin it
hittin it and now the party's legit
hineys gettin licked shakin tha booties and tits
we the opm clique and that's how we roll
so get some education from my man shaky lo

well captian morgan was a pirate dude
who used to jack motherf**kas and act real rude
as a real life person he wasn't much fun
but he sure made a good ass bottle of rum

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