Mother told me, yes, she told me
I'd meet girls like you.
She also told me: "stay away,
"She'll fall in love with you."

Just the other day I heard them
Talking in the halls
About the junk that's going around.

CHORUS
Mommy's alright, Daddy's alright,
They just seem a little weird.
Surrender, surrender,
Just don't give yourself away.

Whatever happened to all this season's
Losers of the year?
Every time I got to thinking,
Then they disappear
Then i come home,
Mom and Dad are fucking on the couch
Rolling numbers, rock and rolling
Cheap Trick's bouncing off the ceiling

CHORUS x 7