Why don't you swallow a handfull of someone else's pills?
It will solve all of my problems and cure all of your ills.
Take the little red capslues that relieve your tension.
Take the little white tablets that prevent conception.
Take the little black beauties that try to make ya thin.
Wash it all down with a bottle of Gin!
Pump your heart and hope to die, I'll lay pennies on your eyes.
Tag your toes for all to see. D.O.A. R.S.V.P.
There ain't no two ways about it!
There ain't no two ways about it!
There ain't no two ways about it!
You're gonna die!

And when you swallow a handfull of someone else's pills,
just remember everyone who told ya that suicide kills!

But you took a little more valuem, you took a little more speed.
You took a little more darman, but you never could heal!

It took a little getting used to, with everything you were on.
Now I'm getting used to the fact that you are gone!

Pump your arms and lay to rest.
I'll lay lillies on your chest.
Shake my head at your disgrace
while they color on your face.

There ain't no two ways about it!
There ain't no two ways about it!
There ain't no two ways about it!
You're gonna die!