If you go away for the holidays,
Santa can track you down.
If you visiting grandma in Alabama,
He'll know you're out of town.

In a far off place, he'll be on your case.
With a dog or toy guitar.

Cause the guy in red, with the giant sled,
Always knows where you are.

What if you're in the hospital.
Will he find you there?
You bet!
What if you moved on Christmas Eve?
Change of address. No sweat.
On a desert isle, or lost in space.
Or somewhere that has no fireplace.
Relax.
No prob.
Hey, that's Santa's job.

Got a reindeer team on a rador beam.
That's locking on your address.
Delivering toys to the girls and boys.
One hundred percent success.
If you're on a ship, or a camping trip.
Or a speeding railroad car.

The guy in red with the giant sled,
Always knows where you are.
The guy in red with the giant sled,
Always knows where you are.
Santa knows where you are.