Had no job in years
Takes up all of my time
But it's all right
For a little while
He said he would if he could, he said it!
He would if he could

Sleeping on my floor
Wakes up at midday
But it's alright
Cos he sleeps okay
He said he would if he could, he said it!
He would if he could

Civilisation's work is done
With number one
Civilisation's work is done
Oh yeah

Has no thought of time
Teenage years are for wasting
And his twenties are
Just the same
He said he would if he could, he said it!
He would if he could, he said it
He would if he could, he said it
He would if he could