Do ya... wanna do some crack?
Do ya wanna drop a log?
Do ya prefer to pick your nose?

Or would ya rather mouse a hog?
The bathroom is a holy place
I can wack-off without disgrace
What! There's no paper? I don't care
I'll wipe my ass with my underwear

The bathroom is a holy place
I can wack-off without disgrace
There's so many games to play in here
Like "Bombs away in the hollow chair"

It's a place I can think
Projects chunks in the sink
So many things to do in there
You can't see me - so I don't care

BATHROOMS RULE!!!