(Thompson/Foreman)
[Background vocals throughout the song : "Get all up !"]
Andy Pandy and Mr Pastry
Good golly Miss Molly

You sure look tasty
The wooden tops
And goldilocks
Sit with Bill and Ben
To watch Top of the Pops
Plugalugglopamop
Ho ho Auntie Jean
Your very first go on the big wheel
To spin the big wheel score a cheap thrill
The enter into the smug world
The drugged world what a quiet girl
Mmm mmm mmm then I learnt to whistle
Mmm mmm mmm then I learnt to
The golden age of eighteen
If you go down to the pub tonight
You're sure of a big surprise
A straight glass pushed to the side of the boat
Through somebody else's lies
They are squeezing you teasing you they're egging you on
They're egging you on (x6)
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walked like a woman but talked like a man
Mmm mmm mmm then I learnt to whistle
Mmm mmm mmm then I learnt to whistle
Toommy Cooper till death us do part
And with his dying breath laughed
Then apple and carted
Ooh ! Man what's going on what's going on what's going on going on going on going on
Must be getting on getting on what's going on
Mmm mmm mmm then I learnt to whistle
Mmm mmm mmm then I learnt to whistle
...