Three nights ago I was at a disco
Man, I wanted to bump,
I was raring to go
And this big fat woman, bumped me on the floor
She was raring to go, that chick was raring to go
Then she did a dip, almost broke my hip
She was getting down, that chick was getting down
She wanted to bump some more, but I told her, "no!"
You done knocked me down once (2x)
Said if you want to dance find you a big fat man
Y'all both can get on down, y'all both can get on down
Huh!

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman (4x)
Lord, I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman (3x)

Somebody take her
She's too big for me
She'll knock me down

She came over to me, snatched me out of my seat
She wanted to get on down, still wanted to get on down
I told her to go on and leave me alone
I ain't getting down
You done hurt my hip once
I know what you'll doll ain't gonna bump with you !!