Let me be your friend
Be your friend, be your friend
I wanna be your friend
Can I please be your friend

I promise not to drool
On your date when we hang
I just gotta be your friend
Can I please, be your friend

Hey you, I beg you not to laugh
Cause I despise myself
I need somebody else
To tell me that I'm stupid
Or maybe even cool
I'll leave it up to you

Trouble with your bills
I'll lend you all my cash
And you won't even have to pay me back

Let me be your friend
Be your friend, be your friend
I wanna be your friend
Can I please be your friend?

If the cops chase you down
You can hide in my house
I just wanna be your friend
Let me please be your friend

Hello, where you wanna go
I'll drive you anywhere
I'll follow you around
In case you need a ride
Take you out to lunch
Nothing but the best
I'll even get the waitresses' telephone number

Let me be your friend
Can I please be your friend
I just gotta be your friend
Be your friend, be your friend

I wanna be your friend
I'll never leave you alone
No, I won't
I'll never let you down
You can count on me

I'll let you abuse me
Tell all your friends you use me
I won't betray you

I'll never leave you alone, no I won't
I'll never let you down
By your command
Giddeeyup!