Now a great big bully kicked sand in my baby's face last summer at the beach uhhuh
My baby egged me on until he stomped a hole in me uhhuh
When I woke up somebody told me she had left with him arm in arm
So I went home and I ordered me a book on how to get to be big and strong

Now I'm doing 25 pushups 25 situps dumb bells bar bells boy I'll teach
The wooly wooly bully of the beach
Cause he is the bully of the beach beach beach
He is the bully of the beach beach beach
I'm gonna study up and then I'll teach the wooly wooly bully of the beach

Now I gained 20 pounds and felt like a bull so I went down to the beach
Well I saw them together so I went right up was gonna slap him off his feet
Oh I hit him with everything that I had but he didn't even move
How was I to know that he'd been readin' up one muscle building too
(And the nurse told me this morning before they set the bones that he does)
Five hundred pushups five hundred setups dumb bells bar bells what a freak
The wooly wooly bully of the beach
Cause he is the bully of the beach beach beach
He is the bully of the beach beach beach
But they say I'll be healed in about a week
And then I'm going back down to see the bully of the beach