Keep ya rib - eyes an' ya rodeo
Keep those cowboys offa my radio
Dancin' in line -
What are ya sheep? (BAAA)
Do you need to be told how to move to the beat

Country and Western - gimmie my stetson banjo -
Washboard - Red neck overload - Yea I;m right behind
Their idea of a good time sure ain't mine!

Swap that there - ten gallon hat
For a New York Yankies baseball cap

Don't want Rhinestones on our microphones
Cos we ain't never been to Memphis
No - we ain't never been to Memphis
Don't sing to me 'bout no wanderin' star
Or standin' by ya man an' his slide guitar
That chicken weres' supposed to keep ya there
But I'm lookin' around an' you's everywhere
I see you an' Garth sittin' up a tree
K.I.S.S.I.N.G.
Ain't gonna happen
Listen to me
I've an allergy to mullet-heads - see!

Swap that there - ten gallon hat
For a New York Yankies baseball cap

Don't want Rhinestones on our microphones
Cos we ain't never been to Memphis
Don't brainwash me from tennesse
No - cos we ain't never been to Memphis
Don't want Rhinestones on our microphones
Cos we ain't never been to Memphis
No - we ain't never been to Memphis
Mid 8 step to the left
Jump to the right
Now jump off a cliff
That'd be a beautiful sight
Clap your hands
Rattle those spurs
Yeeha baby most sincerely
From me and her
Rawhide! Yea that's my backside
Here on the prairie the gals are real hairy
These cowboy boots are no substitute
Jeepers creepers gimmie my sneekers