dont try selling me a heartbreak
cause i cant take another sales pitch
you dont wanna be the last one
whos no fun
the one thats always left behind

i know its hard
to see clearly all of the time
so go do what you want
and ill try hard to be more understanding

but i dont want to live like that
under your thumb
behind your back
i just wanna be there to see the last laugh

ill try killin you with kindness
forget the mindless things i might have said
and i wont try to catch you or stop you
from doing what you think is right

i look the other way
maybe i was wrong this one time
its got to be hard
when the rest of the worlds gone crazy around you

but i dont want to live like that
under your thumb
behind your back
i just wanna be there to see the last laugh

back and forth you swing
from routine to obscene
and i know that your just like me
and thats exactly what i like about you i guess
im probably insane
two by four is what id use to smack you upside your head
cause you drive me crazy

so dont keep singing me your sad song
its been so long
since ive gotten through
and im not gonna be the last one
whos no fun
the one thats always left behind

dont get me wrong
when i dont tell you what you wanna hear
and go do what you wnat
and ill try hard to be more understanding

but i dont want to live like that
under your thumb
behind your back
i just wanna be there to see the last laugh