You should run away, when you see me play
I'm the source of all destruction
Veins that pump with fear,
You better not get near
All I do is wreck constructions

Come near me and you'll see
You should run from me
I'm dedicated to
Destroying me and you

Keep running faster
Away from the master
It all breaks faster
When you're near the master
Of disaster

Master of disaster is tangled in strings
Tripping over stuff and smashing up things
I watch too much Jackass, see what that brings
All around me, I hear people scream
Master
of Disaster
All around me, I hear people scream
Master
of Disaster

Jackassing away, always goes astray
It's the start of a new era
Lose monopoly, leads to misery
Intoxication makes things weirder

Come near me and you'll see
You should run from me
I'm dedicated to
Destroying me and you

Keep running faster
Away from the master
It all breaks faster
When you're near the master
Of disaster

Master of disaster is tangled in strings
Tripping over stuff and smashing up things
I watch too much Jackass, see what that brings
All around me, I hear people scream
Master
of Disaster
All around me, I hear people scream
Master
of Disaster

Master of Disaster
What the hell is it I'm after?
Master of Disaster
Fire fills the skies
Laughter, laughter
Every time I just start laughter
Laughter, laughter
As a pain disguise

Nothing's worth all that,
destroying habitat
Wrecking all without a reason
Annihilating gaze,
numbering your days
All creation's out of season

I will make you cry
I will make you die
I will hurt you too
Nothing I can do

Keep running faster
Away from the master
It all breaks faster
When you're near the master
Of disaster

Master of disaster is tangled in strings
Tripping over stuff and smashing up things
I watch too much Jackass, see what that brings
All around me, I hear people scream
Master
of Disaster
All around me, I hear people scream
Master
of Disaster
ha ha ha
ha ha aargh