Uh uh uh 
I just gotta bring it to they attention dirty, that's all.. 

[Nelly] 
You better watch who you talkin bout; runnin your mouth, like you know me 

You gon' fuck around and show why the "Show Me" get called the "Show Me" 
Why one-on-one you can't hold me if your last name was Hands 
Only way you wear me out is stitch my name on your pants 
No resident of France; but you swear I'm from Paris 
Hundred-six karats - total? Naw that's per wrist 
Trying to compurr this - my chain to yo' chain 
I'm like Sprint or Motorola - no service, out of your range 
You out of your brains, thinkin I'ma shout out your name 
You gotta come up with better ways than that to catch your fame 
All that pressure you applyin it's time to ease off 
Before I hit you from the blindside takin your sleeves off 
As much as we's floss, still hard to please boss 
Don't be lyin bitchin and cryin - suck it up as a loss 
Cause your, acts is wack, your whole label is wack 
And matter fact, eh eh-eh eh a-hold that 

[Chorus: Nelly] 
I.. am.. number one - no matter if you like it 
Here take it sit down and write it 
I.. am.. number one 
Hey hey hey hey hey hey - now let me ask you man 
What does it take to be number one? 
Two is not a winner and three nobody remembers (hey) 
What does it take to be number one? 
Hey hey hey hey.. 

[unknown girl] 
Do you like it when I shake it for ya, daddy? Move it all around? 
Let you get a peep before it touches the ground? 

[Nelly] 
Hell yeah ma I love a girl that's willin to learn 
Willin to get in the driver's seat and willin to turn 
And not concerned about that he say, she say, did he say 
what I think he said? Squash that, he probably got that off eBay 
Or some, Internet access some, website chat line 
Mad cause I got mine, don't wind up on the flat line 
Ohh if my uncle could see me know 
If he could see how many rappers wanna be me now 
Straight emulatin my style right to the "down down" 
Can't leave out the store now better wait 'til they calm down 
I got hella shorties, comin askin, "Yo where the party?" 
Ohh lordy - will I continue to act naughty? 
Mixing Cris' and Bacardi, got me thinkin fo' sho' 
I'm not a man of many words but there's one thing I know - pimp 

[Chorus] 
I.. am.. number one - no matter if you like it 
Here take it sit down and write it 
Hey I.. am.. number one 
Hey hey hey hey hey hey - now tell me now girlie 
What does it take to be number one? 
Two is not a winner and three nobody remembers 
Tell me - what does it take to be number one? 
Hey hey hey hey.. 

[Nelly] 
Check it, uhh, check, yo 
Aiyyo I'm tired of people judgin what's real Hip-Hop 
Half the time you be them niggaz who fuckin album flop 
YOU KNOW! Boat done sank and it ain't left the dock 
C'MON! Mad cause I'm hot; HE JUST - mad cause he not 
You ain't gotta gimme my props, just gimme the yachts 
Gimme my rocks, and keep my