(Ron Mael)

My names Aaron
Hers is Betty
Our boy is a Charlie,
so the neighbours sing "hooray for ABC"
ABC forever, each endeavour that I do, I do to keep together
A+B+C

BC, Betty, Betty, get back here
BC, Charlie, Charlie, get back here
You're conveniently forgetting our little wedding
So much for our ABC
Say hello to instability

Everyone we know is shifting to, is shifting fro,
with the exception of we 3, were ABC
Aaron, Betty, Charlie, here today and here tomorrow,
I can hear them sing "Here, here" for ABC
BC, Betty, Betty, get back here
BC, Charlie, Charlie, get back here
Three was never crowded, our little house did
house three handsomely
BC, Betty, Betty, get back here
BC, Charlie, Charlie, get back here
Youre conveniently forgetting our little wedding,
our honeymoon beside the sea

You just cannot belive in ABC
If you can't believe in ABC,
you can't believe, you cant belive, you cant belive, you cant belive
Rumours spread like tumours,
too too fast and too too true
Oh, Betty, Charlie, Betty, Charlie dont you leave
BC, that takes care of ABC
BC, that takes care of ABC
Once the fixture of the ages, the Yellow Pages start with babys needs
BC, back to swinging in the trees
BC, back to crawling on my knees
Aarons here without a Betty
Without a Charlie
So much for our ABC
So much for our stability
So much for our stability
So much for our A+B+C