(Frank Zappa)
Thanks to Troels Nielsen for submitting the lyrics

Give me 
Your dirty love 

Like you might surrender 
To some dragon in your dreams 

Give me 
Your dirty love 
Like a pink donation 
To the dragon in your dreams 

I don't need your sweet devotion 
'N I don't want your cheap emotion 
Whip me up some dragon lotion 
For your dirty love 

Give me 
Your dirty love 
Like some tacky little pamphlet 
In your daddy's bottom drawer 

Give me 
Your dirty love 
I don't believe you never seen 
His book before 

I don't need no consolation 
I don't want your reservation 
I only got one destination 
An' that's your dirty love 
Your dirty love 

Give me 
Your dirty love 
The way your mama 
Make her fuzzy poodle do 
(Oh, Frenchie) 

Give me 
Your dirty love 
The way your mama 
Make that nasty poodle chew 

I'll ignore your cheap aroma 
And your little-bo-peep diploma 
I'll just put you in a coma 
With some dirty love 
Some dirty love 
Some dirty love 
Some dirty love 

THE POODLE BITES! 
(Come on, Frenchie) 
THE POODLE CHEWS IT! 
(Snap it!) 
THE POODLE BITES! 
(Come on, Frenchie) 
THE POODLE CHEWS IT! 
(Snap it!) 
THE POODLE BITES! 
(Come on, Frenchie) 
THE POODLE CHEWS IT! 
(Snap it!) 
THE POODLE BITES! 
(Come on, Frenchie) 
THE POODLE CHEWS IT! 
(Not a speck of cereal!) 
THE POODLE BITES! 
(Come on, Frenchie) 
THE POODLE CHEWS IT! 
(Nothing but the best for my dog) 
THE POODLE BITES! 
(Come on, Frenchie) 
THE POODLE CHEWS IT! 
(Come on!) 
THE POODLE BITES! 
(Come on, Frenchie) 
THE POODLE CHEWS IT! 
(Little paws sticking up!) 
THE POODLE BITES! 
(Little curly hairs!) 
THE POODLE CHEWS IT! 
(Little curly hairs!)