Pat:
we were just dumb kids
with a 6 pack
that bad fake ID I bought
sitting on the living room couch
hoping that we didn't get caught

Brad:
and when we did my dad had some good advice for me
he said son there's a time & place for just about everything
its called college

next thing I know im packin up
and hey im outta here
a backseat full of clothes
in my old cavalier
Pat:
there was empty pizza boxes
stacked around the room
a couple of bears on Tuesday
and one in the afternoon
hey, college

Brad:
those were the best days of my life
I found my friends myself and my wife

Pat:
I learned almost everything I know
Without ever gaining knowledge

Brad:
In college
In college

I had such a good time in those 4 years
That I stretched it into 6

Pat:
AND I'D LIKE TO THANK OL' GEORGE'S BAR
FOR THE CLASSES THAT I MISSED

Brad:
I was searching for the meaning of life
When I saw her walk my way

Both:
And there was no doubt in my mind
That it wasn't about no GPA

Brad:
Those were the best days of my life
I found my friends myself and my wife

Pat:
Learned almost everything I know
Without ever gaining knowledge

Brad:
In college

Those were the best days of my life
Pat:
I found my friends myself and my wife

Brad:
Learned almost everything I know
Might have gained a little knowledge

Both:
In college (yeah yeah yeah)
In college (yeah yeah yeah)
In college (yeah yeah yeah)
In college (yeah yeah yeah)