If I heard you right you said you're sorry,
Which means you don't hate me after all
And I'm cool with that, I hope you'll call me
I still keep your picture on my wall.

And I drew "X"'s on top of your eyes.
You wonder why I won't pick up the phone,
My caller ID works wonders.

Yeah, and I'll explain it to you sometime
Yeah, if I don't forget the punchline.
Things are always great when I'm far away
You don't need me, you don't need me anyway.

Just so you know, I still have your letters
But I haven't read them in a while.
Just to be honest, I thought they were boring
That poetry never is in style.

I already threw out all your pictures
And in the end I only kept you around
Till I found someone better.

Yeah, and I'll explain it to you sometime
Yeah, if I don't forget the punchline.
Things are always great when I'm far away
You don't need me, you don't need me anyway.

And for the record you're so derivative
Who really calls themself a "Scenester?"
I get the feeling you'll stay in Utah forever.
You gotta know, you're the worst kisser ever.

Yeah, and I'll explain it to you sometime
Yeah, if I don't forget the punchline.
Things are always great when I'm far away
You don't need me, you don't need me anyway.

Yeah, and I'll explain it to you sometime
Yeah, if I don't forget the punchline.
Things are always great when I'm far away
You don't need me, you don't need me anyway.