Meet a girl I met Carolina

her parents jumped off Niagara Falls

she broke her hips when she was a baby

trying to hop the Berlin wall

it's not that she's anti-American

Although she shot a mayor at nine

he looked just like the prez on T.V

she didn't know in '63 he had died

Does she think this world is all wrong

Does she think I'll rob her and run

When I ask where she gets her gun

And simply says scat boy scat scat

But isn't it a wonderful world Carolina

Look at the birds in the sky

Jehovah made this whole joint for you Carolina

And isn't it so wonderful to be alive

So original in her black lipstick

Listening to some obscure band

But isn't she pissed at all the other non-conformists

who listen to that same obscure band

But that's OK, she's helping the enviroment

By sipping pure water and such

Then she screams,

"Better start thinking about the O-Zone layer,"

While tossing out a Styrofoam cup

Does she think this world is all wrong

Does she think I'll rob her and run

When I ask her where she gets her gun

She simply says scat boy scat scat

But isn't it a wonderful world Carolina

Look at the birds in the sky

Jehovah made this whole joint for you, Carolina

So isn't it so wonderful to be alive
"The first step to a successful revolution

Is destroying all competing revolutionaries."

Real deep shit on her mind

"Let's kill the world, take over everything"

She says "We dont need politicians, they breed mistrust,

And as a matter of fact did you steal my...

My purse,

Purse,

Purse," woohoo

Yeah, but isn't it a wonderful world Carolina

look at the birds in the sky

Jehovah made this whole joint for you Carolina

So isn't it wonderful to be a-

Isn't it a wonderful world, Carolina

Look at the birds in the sky

(Oh my, my, my, my)

Jehovah made this whole joint for you, Carolina

So isn't it wonderful to be a-

Huh, inn't beautiful to be a-

Isn't it wonderful to be alive

It's so wonderful I feel like cryin'

Cryin', cryin', cryin', cryin', cryin'

Dying, dying