[Intro: La the Darkman]
Yea, yea, uh-huh (4X)

[Chorus: La the Darkman (Vanilla Ice)]
Darkman (V. Ice) Trust me ain't nuttin nice
(Hardcore!) My dog's unbreakable like dice
(Hardcore!) My dog's unbreakable like dice
(Hardcore!) My dog's unbreakable like dice

[La the Darkman]
I've been in bloody pictures, ill as Hitler
Back in Germany, kids think of burnin me
You really ain't concernin me
King Bee, hold a Mac 8 plus 3
And I draw rhymes fast as Zorro draw that Z
Draw guns, fast as white boys on T.V.
You can't fuck with me, Trapacanti warfare
My Clan specialize in puttin cats in wheelchairs
Pack a .38 snub-nose, name brand clothes
Wish money to my Clan, wish death to my foes
That's +How it Goes+, my niggas is +Gun Ho+
God advocates, snippin weak rappers with a crossbow
Stay on the low, with an M-16 flow
In the Benz wit a dime bitch puffin hydro
I'm C.E.O., you T.K.O., Jon Doe
My raps is like cheap ki's straight from Mexico
Yo I glow like a U.F.O., all pro
Rich kid, get my dick sucked in a Tahoe
When I hear a beat it's like puttin Timbs on my feet
to run the track meet, away from the beast, fuck police
I run the street with a Mac milly for rappers that act silly
Cock it back, then smoke niggas like a Philly

[Chorus]

[Vanilla Ice]
I draw my rhymes like a bow, shoot 'em out like an arrow
Swoopin on suckers like an eagle, not a sparrow
Walk the wide path, I never walk it narrow
Step on stage wit funky hip-hop apparel
Got the funky rhymes, sometimes it leaves ya scarred bro'
It's like lookin down a shotgun barrel
Hardcore, runs through my veins like coccaine
V. Ice, bleed ya brain like bloodstains
Psycho, when I step to the micro'
You know the Ice'll do it right, what I'm sayin is yo
Suckas frontin, all ya want is me to fade
Thought I was out of here? I'm not goin away
Back with the track, I keep my bank fat
You know +I Got the Flava+ for the funky format
You're not givin up and pray that Icey
Darkman in the house, he's ready to creep
What? What you gonna do? My boys are on you
You know a hard head makes for a soft shoe
Now crank it up for ya passenger, louder!
Cuz it's the thriller killer
I bringer the hardcore power

[Chorus]
[30 second pause, then Chorus]