I was down in mexico puttin' on a little show but noone was laughin' at the jokes I told no
I guess my perides but trasnlate
then my tummy started rumbling from the tacos I ate
I had to think fast
I toke a chance
I moved the microphone around the back of my pants
would they all laugh
I didn't know
I bent down and let it go
(farts)

(in backgroud) ole cledus!
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Its the same around the world
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Even out in budapest
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(farts) is funny
then there was a time I went over to china
I saw the great wall an' I had a great timea
seperated from my tour group a found a litte place an' got some wan-tan soup
I sat with a man named Mr. Mariyachi
he talked to much and ate beef tariyachi
in all of his chatter I thought it wouldn't matter I almost made my own po-po platter
(farts)
( with chinese accent)wo wo wo you a funny guy cleduson

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Its the same around the world
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even on Mt. Everest
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(farts) is funny

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it was a perfect hour at the effel tower
I gave my french giflfreind a bunch of flowers
she leaned over to kiss me
I asked her if she loved me and I said wee-wee(wee-wee)
we found a little cafe on the sidewalk
so we could have dinner and a nice talk
I thought I ruined the mood with all that french food
maybe let a little bit of pepelapew
(farts)

The united nations needs its infromation an' maybe there wont be any misinterpution
they wont be able to talk aout war
they when they hear a (farts) theyll be rollin' on the floor

(backup)
its the same around the world
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let one rip its the best
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(long fart) wew is funny
weww
you know whats funny you laughing right now
I CAN SAY PULL MY FINGER IN 14 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES
and everybody laughs every single time
the kids laugh
you laugh
your brother laughs
everybody laughs
its the universal languauge