We need 30 million sandwiches and 60 million cokes
We're gonna have a party with those crazy Third World folks
We're gonna have an egg toss and play some hide and seek
And have a scavenger hunt for a wholesome hunk of meat

At the Third World Picnic Party
At the Third World Picnic Party
Everybody party hardy
At the Third World Picnic Party

We'll invite Nelson and Winnie Mandela
As long as they bring their beach umbrella

The pie eating contest was such a disgrace
The military warlords were all stuffin' their face
So we ate lots of hamburgers and drank lemonade
And mounted a three-legged missile raid

At the Third World Picnic Party
At the Third World Picnic Party
Everybody party hardy
Its a Third World Picnic Party

There's no lineup for the salad bar
'Cause it's being guarded by an armoured car

Angola
Uganda
Zambia
Namibia
Nigeria
Rwanda
Rhodesia - sorry, Zimbabwe
Somalia
Ethiopia
Guatemala
Scotland

It's the Third World Picnic Party

Chile

Chile? Mmmmm!