Two gameshow announcers meet on the street

Hi Bob, how are you?

Just fine Bill. But I see you have put on a little weight, ever since you got your brand new GAS B-B-QUE!
Along with a year's supply of Kingsford Charcoal - get the Kingsford edge! But I've seen you cruising down the street- in your BRAND NEW CAR!

A Chevy Vega! Deluxe convertible hatchback, with reclining bucket seats and an AM/FM radio. But that is nothing- compared to WHERE YOU'RE GOING!

PUERTO VALLARTA, MEXICO!

Oh my God!!

I'll be spending seven days and six sensuous nights at the beautiful Puerto Vallarta Hilton, overlooking the exotic Gulf of Mexico.

Lunch and dinner not included, Bill.


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Two Canadian gameshow announcers meet on the street
Hi Bob, how are you?

Just fine Bill. But I see you have put on a little weight, ever since you got your brand new MCDONALD COUPONS!

Available at McDonald's franchises across Canada. But I've seen you cruising down the street- in your BRAND NEW COAT!

Yes! It's a beautiful down-filled coat from Sears, Bill. Good against all the ravages of the winter weather. But again, that is nothing- compared to WHERE YOU'RE GOING!

BEAUTIFUL DOWNTOWN HAMILTON! I'll be spending seven days and two sensuous nights at the beautiful Hamilton Motor Inn, overlooking absolutely nothing.

Bring your own lunch and dinner, Bill.