Sitting in my boxers
Eating apple jacks, beating of to porno
Welcome to my world
Welcome to my wooorld

Wacking it to late night cinemax
Welcome to my world
Jägermeister and captain crunch
Nicotine and the brady bunch
Building a boat outta pudding cups
Welcome to my world
Welcome to my woooorld
Non-stop no girl action without you

This old shirt is starting to stink
I dont give damn what people think
I can take a leak in the kitchen sink
Welcome to my world
No you needn't shed a tear
Cause I've got waffles and I've got beer
And I've got Mr. Belvedere
Welcome to my world
Welcome to my woooooorld
Non-stop no girl action without you, oh yeah

Don't wanna be here, don't wanna be here tonight
Can stand another, episode of cheers tonight
I hate that Woody, I hate Diane
Frasier and Norman, that dumbass mailman...