Sittin in my boxers, eating AppleJacks
Welcome to my world, welcome to my world; ohh
Wacking off to late night Cinamax
welcome to my world, welcome to my world

Yagar mister and captain crunch, nicotine and the brady bunch
building aboat out of pudding cups
Welcome to my world, welcome to my world

no stop no go action, without you
This old shirt is starting to stink
I don't give a damn what people think
I can take a leak in the kitchen sink

welcome to my world

now you needed sheed a tear
because i got waffles and i got beer
and i've got Mr.Belvadear

Welcome to my world, welcome to my world
no stop no go action, without you
yeah

don't want to be here,
don't want to be here tonight
can't stand another epsiode of Cheers tonight
I hate Loney, i hate Diane
Fraiser and Normad, and that dumbass mail man