how do i get through to a girl like you
workin at the preztel station at the mall yeah yeah
beautiful lips like Strawberry Quik
I saw your boyfriend he looks like a dick

You won't check me out kuz i work in the back at the Radio Shack
I won't be surprised if you don't call me tonite
kuz I'm lamer then lame uncool in every single way
but your boyfriend makes you wanna cry
Don't you think its time you tried a different kind of guy
How can I even make you understand
When I'm wearin the pants w/ the elastic waste band, oh no
saw you on the bus, laughin w/ your pretty friends
I was in back w/ the retarded kids
tryin to say hello at the highschool dance
then I wet my pants
I won't be surprised if you don't call me tonite
kuz I'm lamer then lame uncool in every single way
but your boyfriend makes you wanna cry
Don't you think its time you tried a different kind of guy
We could be happy I could be the one you're lookin for
I could get a haircut & I'd give up the video games
No need to explain why you didn't know my name
kuz I'm lamer then lame uncool in every single way
but your boyfriend makes me wanna cry
Don't you think its time you tried a different kind of guy
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