Bend up your stocking hole, Cause this month aint made of coal
I've got a Boner for Christmas
Cranberry sauce, ice cream and muffins
You be the turkey and I'm the stuffing

I've got a boner for christmas

Singing joy to the world, to each and every girl
To all of of you girls, oh oh YOU!!

ohhhhhhhhhh...... YEAH!!!

Hang up your christmas stocking
and let me put my cock in
I've got a boner for christmas
All year you've been in a runt
this time lets do it in the butt
I've got a boner for christmas

Singing joy to the world, to each and every girl
To all of of you girls, oh oh
I've got a boner
oh oh oh
for christmas