I know girls like you
Need someone to screw
up you're life
& make you contemplate suicide
When you need a friend to blah blah blah blah

Call on me yeah
You need someone bad to irritate your dad
someone who'll make you cry
& sock you in the eye
when you need a friend to bring you to your knees
call on me yeah
am i crazy enough
am i angry enough
am i stupid enough
am i lazy enough
am i drunk enough
do i flunk enough
am i jealous enough
am i selfish enough
to be your bridge under troubled water
yeah
you like pain you're insane
you can keep my car
and punch my face in the bar
with a blah blah blah blah blah blah
call me oh yeah
am i crazy enough
am i angry enough
am i stupid enough
am i lazy enough
am i drunk enough
do i flunk enough
am i jealous enough
am i selfish enough
to be your bridge under troubled water
yeah
am i boring enough
am i snoring enough
am i demanding enough
un-outstanding enough
am i bad enough
mad enough
am i bad enough
wear plaid enough
am i drunk enough
smell like a skunk enough
do i wank enough
do crank enough
to be your bridge under troubled water