Everybody's wavin' goodbye to Joe
His wife called, last call....He's gotta go
Kinda brings a tear to every single guy
I admire his dedication, He's a family man

Thirteen years had a ring on his hand
Kinda makes me wonder
If I should give it a try

Chorus:
Well I would if I could
But I can't so I won't
They're sayin' I do, I'm sayin' I don't
I won't regret it one single minute
Cause love's great, When You're not in it

No curtains on the windows
Just a couple of sheets
TV dinners, my life is complete
Ain't no one more committed
I love the single life
If I want to, I can put on my cleanest dirty shirt
Stay out all night for better or worse
Just look what I'd be missin', If I had a wife

(Repeat Chorus three times)