eat me
beat me up, beat me down, beat me silly
beat me anyway you want

why don't you hurt me

hurt me here, hurt me there
hurt me now where its gonna hurt the most

call me
call me back, call me now
call me later call me anything you want

do you hate me
cause i bash britney spears
play the queers went to burger king for lunch

kick me
kick me right kick me now
kick me back to wherever i was found

do you love me
when i talk like an ass
smokin' grass talkin' trash brings you down

i've got nothin' to do
#1 procrastinator
i've got nothin' to say

but i'll say it to you later

i've got nothin' to do
#1 procrastinator
i've got nothin' to say

are you open
i've got cash, credit cards,
got a car its parked right around the block

will you love me
stick you hands down my shorts
down in front you'll do anything i want

beat me
hurt me
call me
why don't you fuck me