Hey how did everybody get in my room?

It's saturday, another perfect day
Till I hit the boardwalk
Headed towards the pier

You're fucking gay
Fuck you, outta my way
50,000 jackoffs all on rollerblades
Greased up, dolphin shorts, wrist guards so it won't hurt
Your mediocre girlfriend hits a parked car yeah
But until the day you learn to surf or skate
College jackoff faggots
Sportin oakley shades
All on rollerblades
Crash helmets to be safe
All on rollerblades yeah
Crash helmets to be safe
Whoopie its fun to skate
I'll do a figure 8
Watch me do a circle
Going backwards down the stairs
Oh gee this is fun
Looks like i better run
14 guys on skateboards
Wanna ollie off my head yeah
This sport is so extreme
You roller disco queens
Goin to do the hustle
At the roller wonderland yeah
She blades to shrink her thighs
So she can justify
2 all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese
Pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun yeah
Neat, neat I really think its neat
I'm stealing every trick from every
Skateboarder I meet
Neat, neat I really think its neat
You stupid faggot roller bladers
Roller wonderland
Cum guzzlin fruit cakes
I hope you break your hands
Roller wonderland
Cum guzzlin fruit cakes
I hope you break your fucking neck

You stupid rollerskater, get the fuck outta the way!