you know,
what pisses me off more than anything
is all these people who aren't exactly politically correct.
like the other day,
i was out walking

my siberian-american huskies.
and you know how canines are:
they like to sniff everything,
including each other's butts.
so some guy walks up
and he says,
"get your dog's ass out of that other dog's nose!"
so, i replied,
"how dare you call them dogs!
they're siberian-american huskies.
that's like calling an african-american a black.
or calling a mexican-american a mexican.
or calling a homosexual a stupid faggot!"
it pissed me off so much i got a nose ring,
dyed my hair blue
and moved to san francisco!

my bus is broken down
my spirit's broken too
my girl's by my side
so i don't feel so blue
thirty miles more
to make it to the city
where junk is king
and the air smells shitty

what a friendly town
it really suits us well
it took some getting used to
that fucking hippy smell
everyone corrects me
every time i speak
i'm sick and fucking tired
of feeling like a stupid l.a. geek

i like it
i like it
i like it
i like it, yes i do

i say it's not an issue
it doesn't shed much light
on a global scale
it isn't worth the fight
the tongue that girl speaks
is forked to you and me
that bitch has got a problem
i think it's called p.c.