Announcer: This a Public Service Announcement, brought to you in part by Slim Shady.

The views and events expressed here are totally fucked.

And are not necessarily the views of anyone.

However, the events and suggestions that appear
on this album are *not* to be taken lightly

Children should not partake in the listening of this album
with laces in their shoes

Slim Shady is not responsible for your actions.
Upon purchasing this album,
you have agreed not to try this at home.

Anything else?

Eminem: Yeah, don't do drugs.