i'm not
who you think i am.
and i think you could
use a head exam.

and i know,
i'm not allways right.
but how can we make babies,
if you won't spend the night.

(chorus)
just because i live like an animal
my room smeels like a petting zoo.
sometimes i go pee in the shower
does not mean i don't love you.

not me
not me
na-na-no
not me
not me

maybe
all your friends were right.
one look at me--
no more appetite.

and maybe
you'll give me a chance.
i'd take you out to dinner-
but i can't find my pants

(chorus)

not me
not me
na-na-no
not me
not me
na-na-no

nobody knows
nobody knows

(chorus)2x

love you
love you
love you