scooby dooby doo
did a poo
and put it in his slipper
shaggy put it on

what a pong
it made him shake and shiver.

scooby dooby doo
where are you
half way down the ladies loo
flush the chain
fly away on a a chocolate airoplane.

the adams family started
when uncle fiesta farted he farted
he farted through the key hole
and paralized the cat.

i beleive i'm a pie,
i believe i'm a veggie pie,
think about it every night and day,
spread my pastry and fly away!

I love po,
Po loves me,
Lets all gang up on dipsy,
with a great big bang and a bullit through his head,
sorry la la dipsys dead.