[this next song is dedicated to all whack rappers
and all whack people that like and buy they whack music
i think you crazy if you like jay z
dont change clothes, change the cd
murphey lee, what da hook gon be?
cause u do need a hook and another beat.
Jermaine dupri, u know you wrong.
Fucked up chingy's song, haha

afro mutha fuckin m-a-n,
can't stand no mutha fucking ying yang twins.
i think lil jon and the east side boys,
is an ignorant irritatin bunch ah noise.
if you dont give a damn go on throw it out,whaa??
if you dont give a damn go on throw it out,
the windoooowwww, up against a wall
up against a wall,laugh when tha mutha fucka fall
these foo's cant rap at all

i never buy a tune, from tha neptunes,
when they beat com'on, i hope it go off soon.
fabulous, whats fabulous about him?
i think he terrible, music unbearable.
rippin off mase wit that look on his face
ohh man, i rest my case

kalise,....wow, i hate her so much right now
"my milkshake brings all the boys to tha yard"
who gave her a record deal?, oh my god!
nas is in the video wit kalise
jay z's in the video wit beyonce
both of deez rappers are whack,
yet people talk smack about fordy belefonte!

the music industry is usin a sling
and tryin to play it off like they doin they thing
"com'on cameron" oh boy! dip said "oh boy!"
how can u be from a city so black?
and bust shitty lyrics dats whick whick whack?
get back on kalise, oh yea, kalise
this is what i want you to do..
"get on your knees, face me,
i got a milkshake for you and its tasty.
(slrrp)just like your album,(hahaha)

puff daddy, puff daddy, enough already
now its p-diddy, still sound shitty!
how can your group be called the band?
no body plays an instrument mannn..

i dont play, B2K
r and b singers, B2GAY.
" you know they broke up over money" oh yea!
thats to bad, i dont care!
i think its good, no doubt
they can stop puttin all that bullshit out
like whaa,"what a girl want what a girl need,
a fuckin job and a brand new hair weeve"
"what a girl want what a girl need,
a fuckin job and a brand new hair weeve"
a bump bump bump..this is all i wanna dooo..
a BUMP BUMP BUMP..thats my song
thats what i wrote down on the paper
"a bump bump bump" call up puff daddy
ask him if he wanna do a verse wit me
"take that take that"

real pimps get down on the flo
but i dont see a ho
in tha video, i know!
why is david banner, runnin from the clan?
what happened to tha bitches mann??
"them cadillac on 22's,
y is david banner takin off his shoes?"
its suppose to be about cadillacs,
not david banner bring dead people back

even though it's all good
it might get miss understood
damn skippy mississippi is da hood
raps i'm writin up
i cant lighten up,
till these whack ass rappers tighten up

missy elliot, think she look like halle barry,thats scary...

"her cd aint worth it,
put yo money in your pocket and reverse it
her cd aint worth it,
put yo money in your pocket and reverse it"

"missy elliot makes a bunch of bullshit
missy elliot makes a bunch of bullshit
missy elliot makes a bunch of bullshit
missy elliot makes a bunch of bullshit
missy elliot makes a bunch of bullshit
missy...hey check this out man....

i cant stand her music
goin in mah ear.
if you like missy elliot
get the fuck outta hear

i cant stand her music
goin in mah ear.
if you like missy elliot
get the fuck outta hear,yeeaahhh

and now, were gonna play a singe, from the album,weve-elution...

even wit a weave,
i cant stand eve, i cant stand eve

even wit a weave,
i cant stand eve..harmonize..

even wit a weave,
icant stand eve

even wit a weave,
icant stand eve

i cant stand eve,
thats what i said
she got a pin head
most people head is round
hers go up and down
like a peanut.

she could be pretty,
if her attitude wasn't so shitty
talkin bout "u tryin to come through the back do"
she aint got no back do
what she talkin smack fo!?

male passion wit marry j
like queen latifah,
she must be gay
in my radio
u gets no play
no today!

what the fuck happened to MTV?
why deez whack people get to make a cd?
i dont know man, look at 50 cent
he dont move his mouth when he rappin man
he be rappin like mike tyson or some shit
u know what i'm sayin?
he dont move his mouth

now many frsh
is actually fresh
juvenile, i like his style
but the worst rapper
i ever heard man..
is the whack ass mutha fuckin bird man

what about silk da shocker?
my name is silk, and ill shock ya!
"i just been shocked by silk the shocker!"