Dad, I think I'm gay
These guys are beautiful all day
Mom, I'm your new daughter
God only knows why my girlfriends are so ashamed

Oh,
ohh
Oh yeah
Oh
Im superhyperspastic, yeah
I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you
I'm superhyperspastic, yeah
I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you

Dad, I'm still on drugs
And I'm more popular than ever before
Mom, I'm so depressed
I'm popping so much prozac doctors are impressed
Ohh,
oh
Ohh, yeah
Ohhh
I'm superhyperspastic, yeah
I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you
I'm superhyperspastic, yeah
I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you

I'm superhyperspastic, yeah
Oh yeah
I'm superhyperspastic, yeah
I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you
Im superhyperspastic, yeah
I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you
I'm superhyperspastic, yeah
I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you
I'm superhyperspastic, yeah
I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you
I'm superhyperspastic, yeah
I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you