Look what I've gone and done!
I've this stupid ugly son
That looks like someone who works at a bank
I guess I'll call him Frank

My name is Frank and I'm a national man
I wanna help you with my data
I used to be a teller at a Wells-Fargo bank
But I'm a hero, and my name is Frank

My disciples spread my fame
Everybody's gonna know my name
Seems like I'm never alone
Everybody seems to want my bone

I'm not fascinating (x4)

I'm not fascinating (x5)

Jolene broke out of Santereta
She was a foxy mommasita
She went to some bars and drank
Then hitched a Frisco to see Frank
She knew frank was the only one
They'd grown up together in Pleasantown
But Frank's sudden fame
Put an end to the childhood games

The door was blocked by a groupie
Some blonde chick with a nose like Snoopy
She said Jolene could not come in
Jolene hit her with a 5th of gin

I've got Frank t-shirts, buttons too!
Don't forget the video!
Buy this book by my son,
It'll teach you how to get it on

Hi everyone My name is Frank
You know I've got you all to thank
For making me the new messiah
And showing me your fond desire

You dont need no shrink
Just listen to Frank!
You all got problems I can help you with
Mankie pleshan is a frustrating myth

Jolene said Frank what is this shit
I always knew you were a twit
I guess I'll go down to the mission
Get a burrito and do some bitching

Frank said Jolene please don't go
Stay and watch my video
We can go to my place for some popcorn
And Listen to Lightning Hopkins

Frank was so bummed he set himself on fire
Which blew his career as a messiah
Just then, Frank's mom tried to break Jolene's arm

Let go of me bitch your son's a jerk
Let go of me bitch, what the fuck?

I'm on fire
I'm burning for you
I'm a marter
Just like Carter
And it's true

I thought I was fab,
Guess I'm just a rehab
I'm flammable too
Your love is burning me like a cig
I thought I was cool but I'm just a pig

It's Frank's world, the rest of us just live in it (x3)