Another radio station
Another dream that's about to come true
We may not reach all the nation
But we' got the means to capture you

We' got something for everyone
M.O.R. to rock and roll
And for all you classical jazz freaks
We got more rock and roll.

Another smooth operation
Another chance to make some cash
And it's all down to slick professionalism
Sheer class
We'll give you sport and up-to-the-minute news
We'll dish out odd and local events
And for all you radio watchdogs
There'll be nothin' that offends
We got the money and expertise
We got the license and we wanna please
All it needs is you to change your brand
Switch the waveband, that's all it takes
Come on, give us a commercial break.

We're gonna take all the issues
And avoid 'em like the plague
We're gonna give you what we think you should have
Keep it bland and vague.

Another radio station
Another dream that's about to come true
We may not reach all the nation
But we' got the means to comfort you.

Another radio station
Another radio station
(Repeat and fade).