Fee, fi, fo, fum, man that's fucking dumb
Well I'm bored and I'm stupid
And I think I wanna kill someone

Well I got the recipe
Gonna follow all the instructions
Take a pinch of salt
A fresh bullet and a gun... Oh yeah

I hope you got yourself an appetite
The first bites gonna blow your mind

Get yourself a slice of murder pie

Peter Piper picked a pepper
But he's a fucking bumb
And I've got a sweet tooth for
Chaos and destruction
I've got a recipe that will
Make Betty Crocker cum
Because I bake my pies down in hell
Not in the oven... Oh yeah