(Joe Perry, Charlie Farren)
Blue collar, white collar
My eyes are going mink collar
Blue collar, don't gotta hear more
So you shake your pole

Listen to the rock 'n' roll
woo, yeah

I wanna be the t.v. police
a minute, get a minute
Your gonna try to be a working man
Ask to many questions
You got a homestead
Get the boat, we'll leave ya come in
You gotta run for your life
woo, yeah

I wanna see the t.v. police
I wanna watch the t.v. police
I gotta see those t.v. police
I gotta be like the t.v. police
I gotta listen to the t.v. police

Click on the boob toob
I must be a boob too
You know, I'm watching the radio
Ya get cop shows, flops show
Ya get game show, no shows
I got t.v. overdose
Woah, yeah

Ya know, I gotta listen to the t.v. police
I gotta watch the t.v. police
I wanna see those t.v. police
I wanna be like the t.v. police
I wanna listen to the t.v. police

Well....got a minute, get a minute
Your gonna try to be a working man
Ask to many questions
You got a homestead
Get the boat, if you come in
You gotta run for you life
Woah yeah

Ya know, I'd love to see the t.v. police
I wanna watch the t.v. police
I wanna see those t.v. police
I wanna be like the t.v. police
I wanna listen to the t.v. police
I wanna watch the t.v. police
I wanna see the t.v. police

T.V. police, police
T.V. police, police
T.V. police, police