[intro sample:]
What about the rumour that you once shot your mother?
[Elvis Presley laughs] Well I think that one takes the cake!


Now hold the boat steady, don't you let it rock; /
go straight ahead 'til we hit the dock. /
We're heading for home, / the fishing was great. /
We're coming in loaded 'cause we're out of bait. /

Ooh yeah! (Yeah, we're coming in loaded, /
yeah, we're coming in low. /
Yeah, we're coming in loaded, /
yeah, we're coming in low. /
Yeah, we're coming in loaded, /
yeah, we're coming in low. /
Yeah, we're coming in loaded, /
yeah, we're coming in low.) Come on baby, let's go. /

??? at the water line, /
some guy wading but the catch is fine. /
Never saw a ???, / man oh man, /
We're coming in loaded just as fast as we can. /

Ooh yeah! (Yeah, we're coming in loaded, /
yeah, we're coming in low. /
Yeah, we're coming in loaded, /
yeah, we're coming in low. /
Yeah, we're coming in loaded, /
yeah, we're coming in low. /
Yeah, we're coming in loaded, /
yeah, we're coming in low.) Come on baby, let's go. /

Gonna see my baby soon as I get back, /
knock on the door with my pockets back. /
Look at me, / you can't say no; /
We're coming in loaded so come on let's go. /

Ooh yeah! (Yeah, we're coming in loaded, /
yeah, we're coming in low. /
Yeah, we're coming in loaded, /
yeah, we're coming in low. /
Yeah, we're coming in loaded, /
yeah, we're coming in low. /
Yeah, we're coming in loaded, /
yeah, we're coming in low.) /
Oh yeah, yeah, wah, wah, wah, (Yeah, we're coming in loaded,) /
Oh yeah, yeah, wah, wah, wah, (yeah, we're coming in low.) /
Oh yeah, yeah, wah, wah, wah, (Yeah, we're coming in loaded,) /
Oh yeah, yeah, wah, wah, wah, (yeah, we're coming in low.) /
Yeah, we're coming in loaded, (Yeah, we're coming in loaded,) /
yeah, we're coming in low. (yeah, we're coming in low.) /
Yeah, we're coming in loaded. (Yeah, we're coming in loaded, /
yeah, we're coming in low.) Come on baby let's go...

[applause]