It will be... Spectacular, spectacular!
No words of the vernacular
Can describe this great event
You'll be dumb with wonderment

Returns are fixed at ten percent
You must agree, that's excellent
And on top of your fee
You'll be involved artistically

So exciting
The audience will stomp and cheer
So delighting
It will run for fifty years
So exciting
The audience will stomp and cheer
So delighting
It will for fifty years

Elephants
Bohemians
Indians
And courtesans
Acrobats
And juggling bears
Excotic girls
Fire eaters!

Muscle men and contortionists
Intrique danger and romance
Electric lights
Machinery
Oh the electricity!

So exciting
The audience will stomp and cheer
So delighting
It will run for fifty years

So exciting
The audience will stomp and cheer
So delighting
It will run for fifty years

Spectacular, Spectacular
No words of the vernacular
Can describe this great event
You'll be dumb with wonderment

The hills are alive
With the sound of music

So exciting
The audience will stomp and cheer
So delighting
It will run for fifty years

So exciting
The audience will stomp and cheer
So delighting
It will run for fifty years

The courtesan and sitar man
Are pulled apart by an evil plan
But in the end she hears his song
And their love is just too strong
It's a little bit funny, this feeling inside

So exciting
The audience will stomp and cheer
So delighting
It will run for fifty years

The sitar player's secret song
Helps them flee the evil one
Though the tyrant rants and rails
It is all to no avail

I am the evil maharajah
You will not escape!

Oh Harold, no one could play him like you could.

No one's going to.

So exciting
We'll make them laugh, we'll make them cry
So delighting

And in the end should someone die?

So exciting
The audience will stomp and cheer
So delighting
It will run for fifty years

Generally I like it