Never bother meeee

When I peeee

Or I will pee on your knee

And then laugh like "he he he"

Then I'll pee

You'll laugh at meeee



I peed my paaaants

And no one knows

How it's running down my leg

It's so warm

I got a burning sensation when it came out



YEAH!

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

I PEED MY PANTS!



Have you done it before?

Next time I'm gonna wear a diaper

Then I can't soil myself

When I walk in on my parents again

I hate it when my girlfriend gives me head

Because I can't ejaculate

So instead I pee a little in her mouth



I peed my paaaants

And no one knows

How it's running down my leg

It's so warm

I got a burning sensation when it came out



Why the fuck can't I control my bladder?!

WHY?!?!

I'm like a fuckin' two-year-old

I just can't hold it in

My kidney's could explode

It's like I don't even care



I peed my paaaants

And no one knows

How it's running down my leg

It's so warm

I got a burning sensation when it came out