I got a skateboard
Oo-ee-oo!
I'm skating down the street
With my trucks all new

Here comes the NME
Coming into view
Looking for a gimmick
That it can screw
"You've got a skateboard
Oo-ee-oo!
Do you like the Stupids?
Can we interview you?
What kind of fancy tricks
Do you do?
Are those original
All-star shoes?"
Now it's not a sport
It's a saleable craze
They're screwing us over
In a million ways
"Sign on the dotted line
You know it pays"
Who wants a skateboard?
I'm giving mine away