something weird is going on, throughout this entire town

I'm packing up my mini van, cause shit's about to hit the fan

people are talking, and someone is stalking me

and in the backyard I can see a light running constantly



and an hour ago my mom told me to take her for a beer

the blue turned blue, and my dad gave me money to buy a new tattoo



everything's upside down and inside out

turn back around cause my neck is all twisted up

am I wrong to say

that something ain't right, cause it's sunny at night

and the dog's in the front yard selling pink lemonade

am I wrong to say what's up with today



gotta find a reason why, people keep flying by

try to run a little faster now, but my feet are glued to the ground

and my iguana just told me, that he worries about me

he said you've been acting kinda weird and then he drank all of my beer



and I went home to my girlfriend she was speaking japanese

the cat's on my back, and the t.v.'s on crack and the floor was made of cheese



everything's upside down and inside out

turn back around cause my neck is all twisted up

am I wrong to say

that something ain't right, cause it's sunny at night

and the dog's in the front yard selling pink lemonade

am I wrong to say what's up with today



my alarm clock rings I guess it was all just a dream

but now I'm sleeping in my swimming pool

did you ever have a day where nothing seems to go your way

it could be worse, you're not the last but you're not the first