Well I met a girl
but she doesn't work here
and she was the one I could keep

the last thing I saw was a sticker -NO FEAR-
through the smoke from the tires of her jeep

I'm lucky that the turnover's high
cause things are never boring
cause everyone is humping
everyone- at my restaurant

Everyone here wants me to date the waitress
who just moved here from Vermont
and now that I did... everyone who works here
is doin' someone from the restaurant

now everyone i'm talkin' about
knows everything I do or say
cause everyone is humping
everyone at my restauraunt

saturday! and she's gotta work
only place we can meet is the walk-in-fridge
she gets off late - and now I wanna be there
drinkin' after hours

well I met a girl but she doesnt work here
she was the one i could keep

the last that I saw was a sticker -NO FEAR-
throught the smoke from the tires of her jeep

now everyone I'm talkin' about
knows everything I do or say
cause everyone is humping everyone
at my restaurant (x4)