(crazy laughter)
I came into this world as a muppet
Look into these eyes and see that they are googley
Bigbird in his nest and Oscar in his can

Ernie is a guythat lives with an other man
HEY
Kermit's on the scene, you know it ain't easy being green

But....
I did it all for the cookie
Mmmm
The cookie
Mmmm
The cookie
Mmmm
And me can take a cookie and stick it in my TUM
Stick it in my TUM
Stick it in my TUM

It takes so long why did you wait so long to give me cookie??
Hmm? Me got my cookie in my fur, it aint easy being blue!!!
Me so hungry, does Elmo have me cookie?
Does Gordon have me cookie? Who has got me cookie?
Me just a sucker, with chocolate chip in my throat
Made a mistake, I should give them a break
My heart will ache, eat a cookie

'Cause...
I did it all for the cookie
Mmmmmm
The cookie
Mmmmmm
The cookie
Mmmmmm
The cookie
Mmmmmm
And I can take a cookie and stick it in my TUM
Stick it in my TUM
Stick it in my TUM
(chewing noises)